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bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

love-imreadytobeheartbroken:

Me everyday

Basically April is my spirit animal.

love-imreadytobeheartbroken:

Me everyday

Basically April is my spirit animal.

real conversation w. boyfriend

Boy: "Oh my fucking God."

Me: What? 
Boy: “I was just on chat with Comcast for an hour and 11 minutes, they charged me for when that black dude came out and switched the receiver despite the fact that Comcast GAVE me a broken one. 
Me: That’s the problem- chat, i’ve worked customer service for a large company before, chat is not real people you need to call. 
Boy: Well I don’t want to be on hold for 3 hours, also they close at like, 7. Chat is open 24/7
Me: You know what else is open 24/7?
Boy: Don’t. 
Me: “My love for you.”

Real Life

Sometimes I try to give people real life advice but then I remember I literally have a Harry Potter tattoo on my arm and shut the fuck up. 


(Disclaimer: I do not regret the tattoo/ but still, I probably shouldn’t be considered a person who can make a lot of adult decisions)